Cheryl from the UW job called me again and says I should be receiving a call within the hour offering me the position and a salary. Goddamn, I'm so nervous. Much more nervous than at the interview. It's like, at the interview, I could pretend to be a chipper employee for the requisite hour but now I'm going to be required to be a chipper employee forever! I'll be exposed as a fraud. It's only a matter of time. I'd give it about 2 hours before they realize I'm a shy, dour individual not the energetic, witty man in the suit they met at the interview. Poor them. Oh well. I guess that's their problem. If they were dumb enough to hire me! Oh god, what a horrible attitude.

I'm actually looking forward to starting a job though. It'll make me feel less guilty about sitting around in my free time. It's like I'll be able to say, "Hey I worked! I am now allowed, with impunity, to sit on my ass and surf the 'net 'til all hours of the night."