Current mood:

confused

Urine Interupting Interloper
I just had a new and unique experience...in a public restroom. Intrigued? I thought so!

Picture it: a large restroom in a movie theater with 7 total recepticles from which to choose; 4 urinals, 3 stalls. I ducked into said restroom before the start of the movie. I'm blissfully alone with nothing but my thoughts reflecting off the glossy tiles. In the middle of doing my business, a man enters and instead of choosing one of the 3 open urinals or one of the open stalls, he queues up directly behind me as if mine was the only unit available! WTF?!

I'm a bit pee shy and if there's some one else in the restroom when I enter, I'll head for a stall and plug fingers in my ears to trick myself into thinking I'm alone. It's always a risk to choose a urinal in that my solitude may be severed without warning. Hence the above situation is pretty much a worst case scenario. Not only am I now decidedly not alone but am under pressure to perform lest I inconvenience my new interloper.