doranosaurus ([info]doranosaurus) wrote,
@ 2005-10-17 03:03:00
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Current mood: confused

Urine Interupting Interloper
I just had a new and unique experience...in a public restroom. Intrigued? I thought so!

Picture it: a large restroom in a movie theater with 7 total recepticles from which to choose; 4 urinals, 3 stalls. I ducked into said restroom before the start of the movie. I'm blissfully alone with nothing but my thoughts reflecting off the glossy tiles. In the middle of doing my business, a man enters and instead of choosing one of the 3 open urinals or one of the open stalls, he queues up directly behind me as if mine was the only unit available! WTF?!

I'm a bit pee shy and if there's some one else in the restroom when I enter, I'll head for a stall and plug fingers in my ears to trick myself into thinking I'm alone. It's always a risk to choose a urinal in that my solitude may be severed without warning. Hence the above situation is pretty much a worst case scenario. Not only am I now decidedly not alone but am under pressure to perform lest I inconvenience my new interloper.




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[info]queenkatieett
2005-10-17 03:03 pm UTC (link)
It has to make you feel good to know that the guy got behind you only so you wouldn't accidentally look over and start comparing his tiny penis to your massive one, though, right?

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[info]doranosaurus
2005-10-17 03:44 pm UTC (link)
YES! How did you know? I'm not called "Third Leg Doran" for nothing!

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[info]queenkatieett
2005-10-18 11:05 am UTC (link)
These sort of things get around the Internet.

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