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If I have to comb my hair then the terrorists win.

Created on 2002-05-23 12:18:50 (#569092), last updated 2006-02-24

3,749 comments received, 5,473 comments posted

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Name:doranosaurus
Birthdate:03-21
Location:Seattle, Washington, United States
Bio
I am totally frickin' AWESOME! And highly sarcastic. Yet strangely I have no friends. I guess I can't be bothered, as the Brits would say. Go figure. If I were half my age I'd be a goth or emo or something yet would bristle at being labeled. But running around with black eyeliner at 35 does not go over well in the workplace. And morose aloofness does not a hit with adult ladies make. So I am ever adrift. If I were more motivated I'd be a working artist exploring the marriage of metal and light emitting things. I'd make cool lamps and such. If I were more bookish and motivated I'd be a Ph.D. in psychology or philosophy. If I were not repulsed by math and motivated I'd be an architect, or industrial designer perhaps. Or a writer if someone would pay me. As it is I'm a jack of many trades, master of none. (That's 'jack of' not 'jack off'! Sheesh!) Oh and did I mention I'm morose and aloof? And funny and cute sometimes too. Oh yeah, and steamin' sexy and fascinating and totally frickin' AWESOME!


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My LJ serves as my place to shake out the trash and treasure that collects in the creases of my brain each day. If you read something here that concerns you, I encourage comments. If you are irreconcilable then please follow these simple instructions:

Hit yourself on the head with a bowling pin hard enough to make yourself forget what you just read. But please close my LJ page first so you don’t have to repeat the process! Ouch! :)



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